Payment and Shipping
If you live in Australia and you'd like to arrange a bank deposit please contact me and it should be all to easy, otherwise I accept PAYPAL exclusively on all transactions. Shipping Within Australia, Standard shipping is $4.50. If you'd like your item express posted let me know and it will be $8.50.

If you live anywhere else, I ship internationally by standard post for the blanket charge of $12. Generally these items can be tracked if they go missing, but sometimes they can't, if you would like me to insure the item there is a $5 charge.

I can't take responsibility for uninsured items but I always do my very best to recover items that have gone astray and so far, fingers crossed, not a single item has been lost!

Refunds and Exchanges
Now, as I'm sure you expect, I cant take returns on items of such intimate nature. So please choose carefully and feel free to ask me as many question as you need.

If, heaven forbid, an item has a fault or the quality fails to live up to your high expectation of all KMQ items, I will do everything I can to help, from replacements to repairs to store credit.

Irregularities must be brought to my attention within 7 days of receipt and authorised returns must hit the post box within 14 days of receipt.

Caring for your KMQ goodies!
Pasties unfortunately can't be washed, they can be delicately spot cleaned but if your bed room routine involves covering yourself with whipped cream, champagne or the like... perhaps you might think again...

Knickers, garters and the like prefer to be hand washed with a delicate soap to keep them fresh and perfect.
It's best to remove all hardware, like detachable garter grips and brooch details before washing and, please, don’t wash feathers, birds just look awful wet.
Items with heavy stretch shouldn't be exposed to large amounts of heat or they will look like your boy's boxer elastic after they’ve been through the dryer too many times... not great!

Sizing

Pasties
Small or Tiny TaTa’s are approx 4.5cm across exclusive of trim
Regular Showgirl, 6cm
Lucious LaLa’s, 7cm

Knickers and the like!
Extra Smalls - for waists of 26 inches
Smalls - 28 inches
Mediums - 30 inches
Larges - 32 inches
X-Larges - 34 inches

If you're considering a pair of Satin Pin-Up knickers and you have a pronounced vintage figure (lucky you, with a waist sooo much smaller than your hips!) Please choose a size up, as these knickers have very little stretch so you will have difficulty getting them on.

Pastie FAQ!
How do they stick on?
Well traditionally latex glue or spirit gum... awful stuff that leaves a rather sticky mess. My pasties are very light weight and soft and easy to mould to your assets. I've never found it necessary to use anything stronger than costume tape, or fashion tape. Your purchase will come with a sample of costume tape for your first go!
How do they twirl?
Well, all tightly held bosom twirling secrets will be revealed on the little flyer that comes with your pasties!
Where do I wear them?
Well ladies, I leave that one up to you!